I'm Patricia, and I exist quite nicely. Feel free to post any and all problems you have.
If we get enough members going, let's say 15 active ones, I'll make it a closed community so that only people listed on the friends list can see the entries in order to make it more personal. And, of course, you can make your post itself FO.
I know this probably seems like an insane idea, but I've already whored this community out to my friends list, and hopefully my co-mod will do the same, and maybe we can actually help someone.
Post. Make merry. :D